Connoisseur!

There's an article in today's New York Times about how people are starting to feel guilty about drinking bottled water (for environmental reasons, although I'd suggest it's just wrong on many levels. Don't forget, "Evian" is just "Naive" written backwards).

They interviewed a few random people around the country (or possibly made them up, if it was a UK or Australian newspaper). They got one guy, Barry Eskandani, 31, an administrative assistant in San Francisco who considers himself a conniosseur of bottled water.