Tuesday, August 7, 2007

..and this is my lovely 'lady'

From time to time I look at online dating ads, and I've noticed a pattern. Women who have tattoos, who smoke, and describe themselves as being 'ample' or 'voluptuous' and who live in the far reaches of western Sydney are much more likely to say that they're looking for someone who knows how to treat a lady. A lady? That's leaving it a bit late, surely. This applies even more strongly to 'adult' personals.

And all the men are huge fans of Shawshank Redemption. I don't get it.

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