Yet another sign

Chadstone Road, just near Chadstone shopping center (yes, I know) there was a sign that said:

BREAST HEALTH
PODIATRY

I didn't have my camera, unfortunately. But the mind boggles. A podiatrist who decided to run a 'breast health' thing on the side? It all sounds a bit implausible - which is it: feet or jubblies? Or can you get both done at once in a special chair or something? That's a pretty compelling image (for me, anyway).

It's like when you see restaurants that do Mediterranean and Thai food (there's one in Woodend. have a look if you don't believe me. It's called Flavours.) The guy who cuts my hair, an old-fashioned greek barber in the MLC center, has on his card 'specialising in individual styles' which sets my mind spinning for about an hour each time I see it. I still can't work out what it means.