Lazy

It occurred to me when I was at the gym today being bossed around by Quentin (which I don't mind, it's like I've outsourced my willpower) that the weights weren't going to lift themselves. Fine, I knew that. Then I started to wonder whether there was any way that, given the amount I'm paying, I could get Quentin to lift the weights, and I just watch. But at the same time, I'd want the benefit of the lifting. Is that too much to ask? I'd pay double.