Tricks

I was having a drink with V last night - and I can proudly say I kept it to just one cocktail, so I wasn't all over the place like I usually am - and we got around to talking about body image and plastic surgery. She was surprised (or more likely, feigned surprise) when I told her what I would have done if I ever got around to it, and to prove my point I showed her how I can waggle my ears. It's a trick that used to send my ex-wife into paroxysms of disgust, and V, to her credit was also vaguely perturbed and horrified.