Glamorous and funny

I'm lucky to have so many glamorous and funny friends. The most G&F of them all, of course, is F. For all his globe-trotting, fire-hydrant sitting-on ways, he was still good enough to have dinner with me here in tawdry, sad Potts Point and then listen to me mumble incoherently (local anaesthetic, not cocktails. for once).

(In the extremely unlikely even that you don't know who Fauzmond is, look at my facebook friends.)

UPDATE: I knew there was a reason the Fauzmeister and I became friends. I just discovered that he's the only other person on the entire internet who knows the difference between blond and blonde, and like me, has disdain for people who don't!