Ana

When I had my tennis lesson during the week I was discussing with my coach, Jono, the relative merits of the leading women players. It turns out that I'm not the only one who thinks Ana Ivanovic is the standard by which all other women must be judged. He had even had lunch in the same room as her, which is something I expect I'll never forgive him for.

His idea for how to resolve this impasse (does she pick Jono or me?) was that he and I have a tennis match. You'll be relieved to hear I didn't fall for it.