Spam Poem

I was checking the spam file on my gmail account and I noticed some very evocative headers. I can't resist it, I'm making them into a poem. Be grateful it's not interpretative dance.

I need you urgently

We have you been, honey?
Don't reject my calls!
I'm in trouble, where are you?
I had to stop after 8 inches

Why did you leave me?
I don't know where you are
We need you here, now!
I lost your cell number

Dont go home now!
Let's meet as usually
Have you changed your number?
It's cold, don't keep me waiting

I need you urgently