"..Nation's worst job"

For serious news it's hard to go past The Onion:"Black Man given nation's worst job"

I was at function here in Sydney organised by Democrats Abroad, and during the McCain and Obama speeches I was right at the front, up by the giant video screen. There were photographers there and I'm desperately hoping that in today's paper there'll be a big photo with a caption "Emotional American expats watch acceptance speech" but it'll be me. I was, however, looking American, with a decent haircut and a Brooks Bros shirt. As usual.