Saturday, May 3, 2008
Gentle and Natural
From time to time my kids get lice, and I go to the pharmacy to buy lice treatments. A lot of these treatments brag on their labels about how they're gentle and natural, and have no harsh chemicals. Which is fine, but for these f$*cking lice I want harsh chemicals, I want to see a bottle of licewash that has a skull and crossbones on it, or the biohazard symbol. I want it to glow in the dark.
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Here is the best way to evacuate the zoo. Smother the head (and the animals) in conditioner, leave it 5 mins, then comb through with one of those nasty nit combs. Jack and I love to marvel at how many creatures we can get on the comb. The bigger they are, the more excited we get. Jx Sorry, nothing glow in the dark about this treatment.
We like the conditioner-and-comb routine, especially if you get nice big ones.
Sometimes they ask me if they can have pets. I point to their heads and tell them they already have plenty of pets...
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