Pants

I've been noticing a strange smell today, a sort of chemical whiff mixed up with something rotting, and I've been hoping it's not me. It's been following me around and i finally figured out what it is. It's my trousers! On Monday I took them into a shop to be cleaned and pressed (I do my own shirts, but I draw the line at pants) and they appear to have done them in rancid camel's urine, with a bit of acetone thrown in to give it a top note.